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I'm gonna bust me outta this here cubicle and eat me some chocolate muffins," said Morgan Freeman playing me, to Tim Robbins playing my fellow white-collar prison buddy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tony-montana-cocaine-mountain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony Montana Cocaine Mountain</image:title><image:caption>Tony Montana, thinking this pile of cocaine is as good as a tray of chocolate muffins. Well, Tony, "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the muffins."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/douglas-tripplehorn-basic-instinct.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Tripplehorn Basic Instinct</image:title><image:caption>Remember when everyone thought Basic Instinct was so edgy? I always thought it was lame, especially this scene when Douglas tears the clothes off and basically rapes Jeanne Tripplehorn. If Gen-X men have doubts about what everyone means by "rape culture" this movie, and countless like it of the era are a place to start looking. Anyway, cultural criticism aside, I do tear into my cupcakes much like Douglas tore off Tripplehorn's clothes. At least with cupcakes nobody got hurt.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cupcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cupcake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-15T01:47:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2022/08/17/the-tragicomic-tale-of-canadian-cities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/image_fc41512a-cf8f-41a2-8452-22ea1099cb53.png</image:loc><image:title>image_fc41512a-cf8f-41a2-8452-22ea1099cb53</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-22T18:34:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2015/11/11/my-hugh-jackman-man-crush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-new-man-of-the-21st-century.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The new man of the 21st century</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jackman-as-wolverine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jackman as Wolverine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/real-men-dance-together-nph-and-hj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Real men dance - together NPH and HJ</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/real-men-dance-together.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Real men dance - together</image:title><image:caption>Real men dance ... with each other ... while singing musicals! Bro's before ho's. Word. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-man-i-hate-to-love-hrh-hugh-jackman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The man I hate to love HRH Hugh Jackman</image:title><image:caption>So, this is my competition. I'm so f*cked. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-12-17T17:13:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2021/09/03/the-moral-hazzards-of-popular-culture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/img_1134.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1134</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-10-10T17:54:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2017/01/22/fur-trader-and-city-slicker-frolic-in-the-woods/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bedrooms-and-living-area.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedrooms-and-living-area</image:title><image:caption>Living area and bedrooms. That's a zero-gravity chair in the foreground and my Mysore rug on the ground. The three rooms in the back are huge and are separated. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/vestibule.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vestibule</image:title><image:caption>The vestibule. The city-slicker insisted on a few essential items: toaster, caffetieria with fine-ground Italian coffee, and kettle for afternoon tea. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/essential-ingredients.jpg</image:loc><image:title>essential-ingredients</image:title><image:caption>Essential ingredients for camping: insect repellent, Coleman stove, and Belgian beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cabin-in-a-bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cabin-in-a-bag</image:title><image:caption>My cabin-in-a-bag, imported from Europe at a hefty price. Worth every penny.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-27T19:52:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2021/06/09/spirituality-for-dummies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/image_b2da186b-5a3a-4a8e-a38e-dad174df7299.294f5c98-c8cc-4957-8b64-8e5dbf916f82.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image_b2da186b-5a3a-4a8e-a38e-dad174df7299.294f5c98-c8cc-4957-8b64-8e5dbf916f82</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/image_475b2a67-5816-4afb-9f7c-3b3738d22c47.ca0ea48e-6fba-4523-9637-cb51c4c1f0b0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image_475b2a67-5816-4afb-9f7c-3b3738d22c47.ca0ea48e-6fba-4523-9637-cb51c4c1f0b0</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-10T01:49:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2021/06/08/when-all-else-fails-make-cupcakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/image_57292aa9-9264-41a9-911d-6faaac0f7afd.36c90534-5a59-4c6c-86f2-e7fb7288e673.png</image:loc><image:title>image_57292aa9-9264-41a9-911d-6faaac0f7afd.36c90534-5a59-4c6c-86f2-e7fb7288e673</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-08T13:35:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2021/06/01/the-rot-of-resentment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/image_7be07d0f-60a2-4801-bb32-fec7421375ad.e309a7db-9873-4618-9cd1-5870d705a915.png</image:loc><image:title>image_7be07d0f-60a2-4801-bb32-fec7421375ad.e309a7db-9873-4618-9cd1-5870d705a915</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-06-01T15:23:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2021-05-28T01:59:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2021/05/27/curiosity-imagination/</loc><lastmod>2021-05-27T23:05:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2015/05/15/in-search-of-time-to-spend-with-proust/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/looking-beyond-time.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looking beyond time</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/staring-at-the-clock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Staring at the clock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/rolling-stones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rolling Stones</image:title><image:caption>"Oy Mick, is that your colostomy bag nudging me leg, mate?" Once great rockers, now another cabal of baby boomers still cashing in. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/here-we-go-running-away-from-time-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here we go, running away from time again</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sir-john-falstaff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sir John Falstaff</image:title><image:caption>Sir John Falstaff, Shakespeare's Dionysian clown. The better part of valour is discretion, eh old boy? Except when it comes to ale and twinkies. And meat pies and roast beef, and ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/reagan-where-the-fck-am-i-nancy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reagan - Where the f*ck am I Nancy?</image:title><image:caption>"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha" I wonder why THEY'RE laughing. I thought Star Wars was a great movie. Hey, why am I in a room that looks mysteriously like the Oval Office. Nancy! Nancy! I need my slippers!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/my-horse-dream-ahhhhh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Horse Dream Ahhhhh</image:title><image:caption>Within moments of opening my book in bed, I find myself here. Even in my dreams I am hapless with horses, even if my belly is conspicuously spare-tire free.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-26T01:14:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2021/05/25/dealing-with-righteous-anger/</loc><lastmod>2021-05-26T00:11:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2014/10/29/e-k-saunders-paper-boy-inc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/anais-nin-delta-of-venus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anais Nin Delta of venus</image:title><image:caption>Certain customers made me want to touch myself, just like the stories in this little ditty by Anais Nin. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/my-saturday-paper-load.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Saturday Paper Load</image:title><image:caption>It's true, you really can find anything on the internet, including a picture of your eleven year-old self heading out to deliver his load of Saturday papers. Man, the inter-web never ceases to amaze.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/solid-gold-vomit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Solid Gold Vomit</image:title><image:caption>I vomit in my mouth quite extensively whenever I think of how utterly terrible this show was and how vile they were for trying to extend the life of disco well past its well-deserved death. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/me-and-the-robber-barons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me and the Robber Barons</image:title><image:caption>Back in those heady days, it was the robber barons and me. Rockefeller, Carnegie, Vanderbilt, Morgan and Edmund K Saunders - not pictured. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-24T03:33:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2021/05/15/6504/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/image_85f1a094-4dea-49f1-bcba-7e039f0d73ad.69c2225b-e289-483c-ab9b-5e4fbb2d94b5.png</image:loc><image:title>image_85f1a094-4dea-49f1-bcba-7e039f0d73ad.69c2225b-e289-483c-ab9b-5e4fbb2d94b5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-16T00:05:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2016/04/03/the-coffee-sucks-dont-let-them-tell-you-otherwise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/howdy-doody-the-coffee-sucks.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Howdy Doody - The Coffee Sucks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/angry-mob-politics-shite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angry Mob Politics - Shite</image:title><image:caption>The politics of hate, blame, fear, and scapegoating propagated by Ayn Rand circle-jerking politicians. Shite. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cappuccino-and-biscotti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cappuccino and biscotti</image:title><image:caption>Cappuccino and biscotti. Absolutely, positively does not suck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/turkish-coffee-not-shite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkish Coffee - Not Shite</image:title><image:caption>Turkish coffee. Made by simmering finely ground fresh beans in a copper cezve. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tims-shite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tim's - Shite</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-12T14:43:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2021/01/24/from-southie-to-santa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/filenes-christmas-tree.png</image:loc><image:title>FIlene's Christmas Tree</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-06T16:37:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2016/07/11/american-justice-in-black-and-white/</loc><lastmod>2021-02-03T13:25:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2015/02/13/black-history-a-slave-to-athletic-successes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/michaelle-jean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michaelle Jean</image:title><image:caption>Michaëlle Jean. Journalist, Governor-General of Canada, International Stateswoman. Arrived in Canada as a refugee from Haiti, settling in Quebec.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/malcolm-gladwell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Malcolm Gladwell</image:title><image:caption>Malcolm Gladwell. Journalist, author, speaker. Like me, half-black. Black roots from his Jamaican mother. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dionne-brand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dionne Brand</image:title><image:caption>Dionne Brand. Poet, author, essayist. Immigrated to Toronto from Trinidad and Tobago.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/k-os.jpg</image:loc><image:title>K-OS</image:title><image:caption>K-OS. Kevin Brereton. Singer, songwriter, music producer. Roots in Trinidad and Tobago emigres residing in Southern Ontario.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/george-elliott-clarke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Elliott Clarke</image:title><image:caption>George Elliott Clarke. Poet, playwright. Descendant of African-American refugees of the War of 1812 who settled in Nova Scotia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/measha-brueggergosman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Measha Brueggergosman</image:title><image:caption>Measha Brueggergosman. Opera Singer. Descendant of Black Loyalists in New Brunswick.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/canada-bhm-athletes-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Canada BHM Athletes Poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-02T17:11:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/http-bigshorts-home-blog/</loc><lastmod>2021-01-24T05:38:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2012/02/25/dominique-strauss-kahn-living-libido-loco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/how-charlie-sees-every-attractive-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How Charlie Sees Every Attractive Woman</image:title><image:caption>Charlie can't get back to work, this image burnt in his mind at the sight of a bella donna</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/beverly-hillbillies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beverly Hillbillies</image:title><image:caption>Just like in DSK's case, Charlie's cousin Jed at the wheel of the Clampett's jalopy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/charlie-working-magic-on-sun-bather.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie - Working magic on sun bather</image:title><image:caption>Charlie, dishonorably doing his thing, as usual.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dominique-strauss-kahn1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dominique Strauss-Kahn</image:title><image:caption>DSK, looking like shit. I wonder what that left hand is up to in his pocket. Just sayin'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-11T05:31:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2018/08/04/why-i-hate-golf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/screen-shot-2020-11-20-at-3.10.18-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2020-11-20 at 3.10.18 PM</image:title><image:caption>A photo of my grandfather's Lancaster bomber. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/golf-ball-thru-window.png</image:loc><image:title>Golf Ball Thru Window</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/stop-the-bs-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stop the BS - Copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/douche-bag-golfer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douche-bag golfer</image:title><image:caption>This is documentary about some rich, blowhard white dude with stupid hair, and - surprise, surprise - is so mad about golf he decided to buy up pristine ecological land in a country where golf was invented so he and his three richest friends could have links to call their very own. Screw those funny-talking Scots where my "passion" was created. Fucking douche-ass golfer. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/okay-so-he-aint-mark-twain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Okay, So He Ain't Mark Twain</image:title><image:caption>Okay, so he ain't Mark Twain, but he was a great golfer... No. For chrissakes, it ain't Denzel Washington. It's Vijay Singh. Gawd. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/a-lotta-balls1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a lotta balls</image:title><image:caption>In my case, at least three or four bags of 'em.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/a-lotta-balls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A lotta balls</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-06T16:09:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2014/12/09/keep-your-dick-in-a-box-well-below-the-top-shelf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/duck-its-dick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duck, it's Dick</image:title><image:caption>True that, every Dick does fancy himself a big shot. I recommend you duck, because Dick's a bit of a reckless bastard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/some-gangsta-shit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Some gangsta shit</image:title><image:caption>Everybody loves a bunch of corporate dudes in suits getting their thizzang on with some gangsta shit. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/king-of-dicks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>King of Dicks</image:title><image:caption>Cameraman: "Hey Stu, how about you take your shirt off to have one of the last pictures with your mom, the emphysema patient, before she dies"

Stu: "No way bro' I love this fuckin' shirt. I wanna remember me an my mom havin' a laugh. Take the fuckin' picture"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/most-interesting-man-on-douchebags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Most interesting man on ... Douchebags</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/my-penis-is-a-dick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Penis is a Dick</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't have said it better myself. Or rather, every Dick is a cock in disguise. There, I said it better myself. But still. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/see-dick-be-a-dick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>See Dick be a Dick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/smart-dick-dumb-dick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smart Dick, Dumb Dick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dick-with-balls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dick With Balls</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-08-17T17:39:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2013/09/29/the-dog-the-cat-and-the-big-brown-bear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/i-hate-rats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I hate rats</image:title><image:caption>I hate f*ckin' rats.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/big-dog-rescue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big Dog Rescue</image:title><image:caption>Buried under ten feet of snow? Killer cough? Nol problem for these big dogs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/what-was-that-then.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What was that then</image:title><image:caption>Oh, so I can't sleep on the bed, then? Fine. Good night, then.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/shit-outside-the-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shit outside the box</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/eating-with-cats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eating with cats</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sit-not-shit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sit, not shit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cats-vs-dogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cats vs Dogs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/doggy-leg-humping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doggy leg-humping</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-19T11:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2017/08/08/keep-telling-their-stories-joseph-boyden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/img_3864.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3864</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-25T20:44:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2017/07/13/the-struggle-is-real-the-effort-worthwhile/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_3845-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3845-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_3845.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3845</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-10T17:17:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2014/06/22/trust-me-you-do-not-want-to-know-what-is-going-on-in-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hamster-wheel-for-sale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hamster Wheel For Sale</image:title><image:caption>Not quite little buddy, but hopefully soon.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/my-latest-head-mri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Latest Head MRI</image:title><image:caption>My last cranial MRI. This explains a lot. I wish I'd known sooner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/squidward.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squidward</image:title><image:caption>Focus in on his dangling nose and eyes.  Imagine him with a moustache. Those animators are a gas!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kermys-shocking-revelation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kermy's Shocking Revelation</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes you wish you'd never asked the question.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-21T20:00:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2015/08/13/remember-to-laugh-otherwise-its-ashes-to-ashes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_3954.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3954</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/john-cleese-minister-of-silly-walks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Cleese Minister of Silly Walks</image:title><image:caption>John Cleese, aka Minister of Silly Walks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/supernova.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Supernova</image:title><image:caption>Supernova. Obliterated my son's faith in his father's as a learned figure in his life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/david-bowie-ashes-to-ashes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Bowie - Ashes to Ashes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-21T14:32:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2017/02/07/my-partner-myself-and-our-third-person/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/third-person-is-watching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Third Person is Watching</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-10T15:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2017/09/28/the-right-view-for-buddhists-in-myanmar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/img_3928.png</image:loc><image:title>img_3928</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-25T23:37:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2012/03/05/rush-limbaugh-the-wrong-henchman-for-the-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rush-limbaugh1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rush Limbaugh</image:title><image:caption>Rush Limbaugh, about to unleash a shit-storm from his ugliest orifice, again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sandra-fluke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandra Fluke</image:title><image:caption>Sandra Fluke testifying before the House.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/yosemite-sam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite Sam</image:title><image:caption>Oooo, ooooo, you frickin frackin' smack talkin' good fer nuttin pundits!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/rush-limbaugh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rush Limbaugh</image:title><image:caption>Rush Limbaugh, about to defecate at the mike, again. Will someone get this guy a bran muffin!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-04T07:00:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2014/10/31/lets-dress-up-clean-this-halloween/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/life-is-too-short.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Life is Too Short</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/slutty-halloween-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slutty Halloween Card</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/happy-haunting-end-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Haunting End Banner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/happy-halloween-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Halloween Banner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-01T00:39:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2015/11/02/bu-bye-harper-from-a-beleaguered-civil-servant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/trudeau-and-pandas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau and Pandas</image:title><image:caption>Let's get some pandas, some bamboo, and do this governing thing gangsta-style. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/trudeau-brazeau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trudeau-Brazeau</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tony-clement-his-pmo-minion-and-bureaucrat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tony Clement his PMO minion and bureaucrat</image:title><image:caption>Tony Clement, his minion, and some poor, hapless bureaucrat enslaved for kicks. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/pm-trudeau-aka-the-count-of-monte-cristo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PM Trudeau - aka The Count of Monte Cristo</image:title><image:caption>Canadian citizens saved from the wrath of evil Lord Harper by the Count of Monte Cristo - aka Justin Trudeau in disguise.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/lord-harper-er-vader-and-pmo-minions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Harper, er Vader, and PMO minions</image:title><image:caption>Ouster PM Harper and a couple of big-headed, small-minded minions from the PMO trailing behind.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-10T12:26:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2016/06/14/blackberry-burn-unit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/my-precious-blackberry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Precious Blackberry</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-09T17:04:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2015/10/17/words-fly-up-thoughts-remain-below/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/janus-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Janus-Face</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-23T14:59:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2012/10/13/i-wanted-to-be-the-six-million-dollar-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/evil-knievel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Knievel</image:title><image:caption>Evil Knievel being ridiculously awesome doing a pop-a-wheelie while wearing a cool cape. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/six-million-dollar-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Six Million Dollar Man</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-10T18:46:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2016/05/24/there-is-some-sht-we-should-not-eat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/bigots-for-bucks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bigots for Bucks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-06T13:45:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2012/01/19/when-nothing-short-of-fck-you-will-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/clint-eastwood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clint Eastwood</image:title><image:caption>You feelin' douchey, punk?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/my-favourite-douchebag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Favourite Douchebag</image:title><image:caption>My favourite douchebag (on the right) and his douchebaggy friend. Bros before ho's YEAH!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/archie-bunker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Archie Bunker</image:title><image:caption>If Prince Philip's mind were a picture, this would be it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/f-you-you-fn-f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>F You You F'n F</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fuckin-sale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fuckin' Sale</image:title><image:caption>Even a sale is better if it's a 'Fuckin' Sale!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-02-01T21:08:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2016/05/09/thanks-a-lot-mom-im-chubby-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/almaza-better-than-tap-water.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Almaza - better than tap water</image:title><image:caption>Almaza. Lebanese beer. Since I didn't trust the tap water in Beirut, I drank this instead, hydrating liberally with every meal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/zaatar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zaatar</image:title><image:caption>Za'atar Manakeesh. Za'atar is a combination of crushed oregano, thyme, marjoram, and toasted sesame seeds. You mix with olive oil and spread over the flatbread (manakeesh). I eat this almost daily now and don't know how I lived so long without it. In Canada, Superstore carries the Za'atar spice mix. I eat it on naan bread.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/shawarma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shawarma</image:title><image:caption>Shawarma. Instant ecstasy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kanafeh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kanafeh</image:title><image:caption>Kanafeh. Nabulsi cheese swimming in syrupy water, topped with light coat of pastry, and sprinkles of pistacchio. One JD at a little stall in the gold souk in Amman. Delicious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mansaf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mansaf</image:title><image:caption>Mansaf, Jordan's signature dish. Stewed lamb, topped with jameed, a tangy sauce, served over rice and garnished with toasted almonds. Too delicious not to eat the whole thing. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/the-hulk-my-clothes-dont-fit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Hulk - My Clothes Don't Fit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-17T14:39:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2016/09/28/canadian-racism-on-trial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/secret-path-gord-downie-cover-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secret-path-gord-downie-cover-art</image:title><image:caption>This is the cover art for Secret Path, a project by Tragically Hip frontman Gord Downie. It is a multi-media telling of the true story of Charlie Wenjack, a twelve-year old boy who died in 1966 while trying to walk home from the residential school to the home he had been snatched from 400 miles away.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/chinese-head-tax-receipt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chinese-head-tax-receipt</image:title><image:caption>Through the 1880s thousands of Chinese labourers were brought from China to construct the Canadian Pacific Railway. They were paid a third of what their co-workers were paid, and when the job was done, the Canadian government ensured they would not stay by imposing a head tax to immigrate, which they couldn't pay because they were paid exploitation wages. A formal Canadian apology and redress for survivors was made in 2006.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/komogata-maru-arrivals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>komogata-maru-arrivals</image:title><image:caption>In 1914, the SS Komagata Maru landed arrived on the west coast of Canada carrying 376 passengers, all British subjects from India of Sikh, Hindu, and Muslim backgrounds. Of these, 26 were allowed to enter Canada and the others were sent back. They were treated by the British as political agitators upon arrival back in India and arrested for the entirety of the First World War. Canada has officially apologized for this incident. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ms-st-louis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ms-st-louis</image:title><image:caption>The MS St Louis arrived at a Canadian port of call in 1939 with 908 Jewish passengers fleeing the Holocaust. They were denied entry, sent back to Europe and, it was later learned, a quarter of them died in German death camps during World War II. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/carla-williams-scooped-up-and-sent-to-denmark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carla-williams-scooped-up-and-sent-to-denmark</image:title><image:caption>Carla Williams, "scooped up" from her parents as a child and shipped off to "more suitable" parents in the Netherlands.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fingers-pointed-at-the-different-one.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fingers-pointed-at-the-different-one</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-08T05:11:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2015/03/10/stop-hamster-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/prefrontal-cortex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prefrontal Cortex</image:title><image:caption>Pre-frontal Cortex. For Edmund K. Saunders Esq., Hours of Operation: 5:30 - 10:30 / 12 - 14:30 / 18:00 - 21:00 </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yosemite-ham-wasting-my-fcking-time-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite Ham, Wasting my F*cking Time Again</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-30T05:01:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2012/10/08/bacon-my-gateway-meat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bacon-soap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bacon Soap</image:title><image:caption>I might find myself gnawing off my arm during peckish afternoons if I were to bathe in this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/fucking-vegans-will-tell-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fucking Vegans Will Tell You</image:title><image:caption>Nope, not even close to being as awesome as bacon. It's green, like Kermit the Frog and algae, and smells like farts when you cook it, for fuck's sake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/end-vegetarian-veggocide1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>End Vegetarian Veggocide!</image:title><image:caption>You eat veggie patties, I eat pigs. Either way, something's going to die for our meal, why not let wash your guilt down with some bacon grease, no?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/end-vegetarian-veggocide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>End Vegetarian Veggocide!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-16T03:39:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2014/11/28/a-new-missouri-compromise-compassion-in-place-of-fear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/innocence-irrespective-of-colour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Innocence, irrespective of colour</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kids-being-kids-playing-together.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kids being kids - playing together</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/disconsolate-suffering.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Disconsolate Suffering</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pensive-times-at-school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pensive Times At School</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/racist-rage-puts-innocent-boy-in-a-cage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Racist Rage, Puts Innocent Boy in a Cage</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-15T20:40:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2015/01/26/my-name-is-edmund-and-i-am-a-very-very-bad-man-who-loves-bacon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/its-beautiful.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's beautiful</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ek-saunders-world-famous-bacon-recipe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EK Saunders' World Famous Bacon Recipe</image:title><image:caption>Because I love bacon, and I think you should love it too, I give this recipe, which has been in my family for generations, as my gift to you. May you do it justice. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-15T20:39:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2015/09/30/so-sick-of-the-sausage-factory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/we-are-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We Are Family</image:title><image:caption>One big, happy family</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-15T20:35:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2015/11/11/ho-ho-hold-your-holiday-cups/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/starbucks-holiday-cups.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Starbucks Holiday Cups</image:title><image:caption>How the f*ck am I supposed to know what season it is if they don't plaster "Merry Christmas" on my fu*cking coffee cup. Starbucks. Bunch of Jesus-haters.
(PHOTO CREDIT - Starbucks)
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/me-not-caring-about-what-starbucks-puts-on-cups1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me not caring about what Starbucks puts on cups</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/me-not-caring-about-what-starbucks-puts-on-cups.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me not caring about what Starbucks puts on cups</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fuck-it-santa-claus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fuck It Santa Claus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-14T20:59:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2012/01/30/still-smells-like-teen-spirit-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nosferatu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nosferatu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/team-vomit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Team Vomit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/minorities-in-heaven-science-project.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Minorities in Heaven Science Project</image:title><image:caption>Well, I know one minority that won't. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-26T12:30:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2014/12/23/so-what-do-you-do-to-improve-this-conversation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/oh-please-please-please-please-dont-talk-to-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh please, please, please, please don't talk to me</image:title><image:caption>Oh, Sweet Jesus don't let Fred see me hiding behind this Christmas tree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/this-guy-needed-to-quit-a-long-time-ago.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This guy needed to quit a long time ago</image:title><image:caption>Raise your hands, who has wanted to do this some days?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/desperately-seeking-entertainment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Desperately seeking entertainment</image:title><image:caption>Gossip is what happens when adult life is so boring and dull, like when too much of it is spent at the office that pissing around in others' lives becomes a surrogate for cultivating your own.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/this-is-what-work-boils-down-to.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is what work boils down to</image:title><image:caption>This is what happens when grown adults spend so much of their time at work: they get passive aggressive about their salad dressing. This could be you if you don't get a life outside work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tuna-sandwich-named-kevin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tuna Sandwich Named Kevin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/i-love-my-job-oh-yes-i-do-now-let-me-tell-you-of-my-poo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I Love My Job Oh Yes I do, Now Let me Tell You of My Poo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-28T01:02:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2012/01/04/a-rebel-is-born-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/crack-a-beer-officer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crack a beer officer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rebellion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rebellion!</image:title><image:caption>Um, hey, sub-commandante. Yeah, uh, La Revolucion is over. Time to get a job.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-29T12:00:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2014/01/17/a-place-for-smiles-even-if-contrived-among-the-snowflakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/my-wintery-hell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Wintery Hell</image:title><image:caption>Oh yeah, it's so pretty, picturesque even, right? Wrong. Imagine it's Monday morning, you open the door dreading the meetings and petty office politics and douchey office people and this (THIS!) is what you wake up to. Imagine this every day for months and picturesque just doesn't do it justice. Fu*king insane ... That's more like it.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wile-e-coyote-and-my-parenting-skills.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wile E Coyote and my parenting skills</image:title><image:caption>Me and Wile E, hapless parenting schemes sending us plunging to the canyon floor like home-boys.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/beached-whale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beached Whale</image:title><image:caption>Thanks to the bank conspiracy, looks like there's only going to be one beached whale for this winter getaway.  The world has been cheated the sight of my pasty brown belly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-05-22T02:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2011/12/17/a-rebel-is-born-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/rebel-with-a-bugle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rebel with a Bugle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lando-calrissian1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lando Calrissian</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pissing-off-the-wall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pissing Off the Wall</image:title><image:caption>Funny or Die</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-17T02:50:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/2012/02/05/still-smells-like-teen-spirit-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://edmundksaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/choose-your-religion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Choose your religion</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-17T02:47:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://edmundksaunders.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-03-15T00:24:43+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
